LOL pt. 2
Nick: lol. how much did you drink babe?
Me: lol not along
Nick: hahahaha. you shure? cant even spell alot
Me: yes i can! a SPACE lot
YOU cannto spell alot
Nick: hahahaha. babe. please reed what you just sent me
Me: i can READ baby! wtf
Nick: ok babe. im sry. please dont get angry at me
Me: psh vbetter recogmize
My head feels like it’s abot tp snack off my nech and hoply shit its hard to tupe haha I LOVE YOU TuMVLER! lol whats whrong ith the keyboard?
My Summer To-Do List (draft)
Go blueberry picking in Indiana Find the Banksy graffitti Go skinny dipping in Lake Zurich Bike down to Botanic Gardens Go to a concert Initiate secret plan: BEST DAY EVAR Go to the Museum of Science and Industry Walk all the way down most of Clark St. Eat Korean Food!!! Go to one of those cheesy public dance lessons from that one bruchure… Organize a picnic Get a Brazillian...
The Widdler is going to be at the Smart Bar at the Metro and you gotta be 21 and over to get in. Wuuuuuuuuut? The one chance I get to go listen to dubstep and I can’t…because I’m a baby. ;A; Fuck that. I’m going to Toys R’ Us. http://www.metrochicago.com/shows http://www.myspace.com/widdlemethis
I just realized we have a RED ALERT, class A problem..ok so. i’m sitting...– Snugglesaurus :3
We're Only Human.
Chcę tam być rzeczywistość … ale czasami, gdy widzę, że coś się zmienia … jej trudno mi zrozumieć … chciałabym żeby … że możemy wziąć jeden krok wstecz w naszym życiu i po prostu wrócić wszystko … Wiem, że ciężko … Wiem, że nie chcesz … ale chciałbym, mogliśmy … czy moje jedno życzenie może być … Wszystko co chciałbyś … jest w stanie trzymać cię za rękę i powiedzieć swoje dziecko … mój anioł ...
Big Tits McGee
David: how big do you want anyway? DD?
Me: lol no. like B-C. triple J actually
David: thatd be hot. cause you wouldnt be able to work. you'd be like....chest to the floor....ALL THE TIME!
Me: lol can u say back problems?
David: nah. no back problems. just walking problems. oh no! and then you could never go swimming cause you'd sink. every time and no floaties or boat could hold you up. although, you'd have a killer cannonball....if you ever managed to jump off the diving board. we'd have to get you on the high dive and push you off.
Dealing Sheep Like Crack
Me: shit son wtf u think i am? some polish ass merchant? sellin sheep n' shit? dayumn.
Mike: hey you said that bitch job paid well so through around some money. so now i want 5 sheep cause you talked back to me. your lucky i dont get some babypowder and backhand you
Me: wtf ARE you? my pimp? D:
So I wanted to search for my mom’s home town of Borowiec in Poland on flickr… ….little did I know that that was some shirtless red-headed model’s name…. I laughed. Hard.
I have so many mosquito bites all over me. ;A; One sneaked into my room and was probably feasting on me while i slept. D: I hope that fat bug couldn’t fly from its fatness… >.> But have you ever thought about the idea of a mosquito? Its literally a vampire bug. Of all the things a bug could sustain itself on, its blood. Brrr~ That’s creepy. >.<
Head Over Heels
Hey baby, you’re so unusual Didn’t anyone tell you, you’re supposed to break my heart? I expect you to… …so why haven’t you?