Our very first attempt at playing The Black Keys. :3
Getting back in shape!
And in shape I mean back to playing guitar. I haven’t picked that thing up in half a year. At Nick’s Christmas party I pretty much embarrassed myself in front of his really cool cousin who can shred like it is his job. T^T “Oh yea I’ve seen your videos! You’re great!” LIES. Fuckin hindu dot song. Anyway, this inspired me to get back up to speed by playing some...
I just tried making dinner. I was expecting a delicious spinach, tortellini, tomato, and feta cheese salad with olive oil and it pretty much tasted like noodles with grass. …not saying that I’ve eaten grass before… Anyway it sucked. I’ll just eat Lean Cuisine for the rest of my LIFE. Anyway, I’m going to take another long hot bath tonight with some white wine...
…He literally made me a jewelery box from scratch. You can smell the fresh wood too~ It kinda made me laugh a little, I don’t know why.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and...– Dr. Seuss (via sadidaemon)
This Is Why Me and Michael Are Friends... Pt.2
Michael: so hows that college essay going?
Me: FUUUUUUUUU I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW
Michael: progress status in percentile?
Me: 5%........ NOW I'M WAILING
Michael: *bitch slap*
I can’t focus on this stupid college essay I’ve been writing since six flippin’ thirty! D:
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
alsdkaskdjlasjd Ok, so I’m having a well deserved Dexter marathon before the rest of my weekend goes to hell with all the studying for finals. And I’m already on episode 4 of season two and spoiler alert: Dexter pretends he’s a heroin addict which suddenly makes EVERYTHING ok and now he has a hot hoochie mama sponsor and man is Rita not happy about it!!! You don’t take the...
Go Kart Master
Ken: Did you two fuck?
Ken: Bday present?
Me: How should i put this...ahem....
see this is where i'd burst into a glee version of this song but im not capable of that right now
Ken: You could have just said yes....jeez.
Me: I'm lol'ing at myself right now. I'm so funny.
Ken: ......... I'm going to sleep now.
Me: STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOUR CAT.
Can I just say that I love the smell of collogne? Its like sex in a bottle. Now why wouldn’t guys wear it more often?
I’m not going to say that I’m not disappointed, because a small part of me is. I hate saying this; But as much as I am thankful of just having you, I did expect at least something from you on my Birthday. I know that you care, I see that every day. But even so much as a card would have been nice. I’m not upset with you. How can I be? It just looks like I got my hopes up a little...
I can’t do this. I had a real job! I sat ten feet away from my fiance! I had...– Pam Beesly